Bowl Championship Season is far behind us.
And while the BCS may be flawed.
The DCS most definitely is not.
The Drubner Cheerleader Series.
From all of us at ESPN Road Trip.
To all of you. And only you.
Hurry back, college football!
So I’m sitting there and I’m like “I should host an internet sports talk show!”
But then I’m like “why would anyone watch?”
So then I bought shock collars.
And now everything is cool.
“UNsportsmanship!”
Watch Last Night’s Ep with Borat’s Ken Davitian here:
http://www.thestream.tv/watch.php?v=1576
But first peep a funny clip!
Magic. Kareem. Kobe. Drubner?
Aw hellllll yeah!
I got skills!
I got big hands!
And I got Samuel L. Jackson over my right shoulder.
Like a guardian angel. Or a parrot.
What did I learn shooting promos for the ESPYs at the Staples Center?
Courtside is for suckers.
This is me a few years back fucking with the nation’s best College Football players.
For a very small amount of money.
Not smart.
Almost got my ass kicked three times.
For real.
If anyone knows NY Giants safety Aaron Ross, please apologize for me.
Internet savvy brothers and sisters,
As you may have heard, I’m being paid by ESPN to go to college and sip discreetly from a flask on the sidelines of the best college football games of the year.
Okay, fine, there’s more to it than that.
I’m also going to cheerleading practice, football practice, band practice, and tailgate parties.
Oh, and interviewing former players and coaches.
Oh, and not just witnessing, or discussing, but partaking in the greatest college football traditions known to man.
And ESPN’s directive: ”Just be yourself.”
Outstanding!!
It’s called ESPN Road Trip!
Check me out at…
clip?id=3805589&categoryid=3619786
THE ROSE BOWL!
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