As you may have heard, I’m being paid by ESPN to go to college and sip discreetly from a flask on the sidelines of the best college football games of the year.
Okay, fine, there’s more to it than that.
I’m also going to cheerleading practice, football practice, band practice, and tailgate parties.
Oh, and interviewing former players and coaches.
Oh, and not just witnessing, or discussing, but partaking in the greatest college football traditions known to man.