Magic. Kareem. Kobe. Drubner?
Aw hellllll yeah!
I got skills!
I got big hands!
And I got Samuel L. Jackson over my right shoulder.
Like a guardian angel. Or a parrot.
What did I learn shooting promos for the ESPYs at the Staples Center?
Courtside is for suckers.
Internet savvy brothers and sisters,
As you may have heard, I’m being paid by ESPN to go to college and sip discreetly from a flask on the sidelines of the best college football games of the year.
Okay, fine, there’s more to it than that.
I’m also going to cheerleading practice, football practice, band practice, and tailgate parties.
Oh, and interviewing former players and coaches.
Oh, and not just witnessing, or discussing, but partaking in the greatest college football traditions known to man.
And ESPN’s directive: ”Just be yourself.”
Outstanding!!
It’s called ESPN Road Trip!
Check me out at…
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THE ROSE BOWL!
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